Ways I will screw up my kid, Part Deux

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The second part in my ongoing series of how I will mess up my kid… part 1 can be found here

4. She can no longer rest on the ottoman in our living room like a jewel on a pillow. Why? ‘Cause she rolled right off of it today. Scared the hell outta me, but she’s ok. She cried for all of 30 seconds and was quickly comforted. I’m paranoid enough that I immediately went to Dr Google to look up concussions to see if Phoebe had one.

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